MOVIE REVIEW - The Love Guru

Bigfoot see THE LOVE GURU. Bigfoot not like.  Bigfoot not like A LOT.  Bigfoot mad.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Bigfoot waste almost $40 because he take Lil’ Bigfoot to see movie.  Bigfoot have bad feeling about movie – but trailer look funny and Lil’ Bigfoot beg to see. Lil' Bigfoot think movie OK.

PERSPECTIVE:  Lil’ Bigfoot think FANTASTIC FOUR 2: RISE OF SILVER SURFER best movie ever made.  It have everything.

LOVE GURU not have everything.  LOVE GURU especially not have laughs.  Bigfoot not like pay $40 to charity chuckle at movie. Only one really funny line in entire movie come at end in out-takes. Bigfoot think story not make sense.  Uneven – writer go to lengths to explain why woman own NHL hockey team and not explain at all how midget get to be coach of professional ice hockey team.

If Bigfoot was Indian, Bigfoot want to kick Mike Myers in nuts.  Bigfoot think that whole movie have thread of Bugs Bunny-type racism.  Bigfoot think BLAZING SADDLES racism funnier because it more honest. Bigfoot wonder if LOVE GURU released in India.  Maybe funnier with subtitles like Jerry Lewis in France. Bigfoot suspect movie hurt US/India relation just the same.  Bigfoot also suspect that reader question Bigfoot's judgment on racism given above “midget” comment.  Bigfoot make amend.  Why not script explain why LITTLE PERSON coach professional ice hockey team? Not because person little – but because little person not have professional ice hockey experience.

Bigfoot enjoy occasional smile at movie and Lil’ Bigfoot laugh many times.  Lil' Bigfoot at age when poop jokes hysterical.   Bigfoot think that Justin Timberlake funniest actor in movie and he not comedian. Bigfoot also like Bollywood take-off.   Bigfoot like about 7 minutes of 90 minute movie.

LONG STORY SHORT:  Bigfoot not rush out to see next Mike Myers movie – unless it AUSTIN POWERS: YOU ONLY SHAG TWICE or SHREK 4.

MOVIE REVIEW - The Incredible Hulk

Bigfoot see INCREDIBLE HULK. Bigfoot like.

Bigfoot not like last Hulk. Last Hulk sad. Bigfoot like TV Hulk and love comic book Hulk. Bigfoot think that latest Hulk movie closer to TV Hulk than comic book Hulk. Lil’ Bigfoot not know TV Hulk or comic book Hulk. She only know TV Cartoon Hulk. She think that latest movie Hulk WAY better than TV cartoon Hulk.

Bigfoot agree.

Bigfoot think that Edward Norton very good actor. He make good Bruce Banner. He act like scientist who try to solve problem of turn into Hulk. He not cry in his teacup. Bigfoot think that Liv Tyler do good job as Betty Ross but only thing Bigfoot like about last HULK movie was Jennifer Connolly as Betty Ross. Why not bring back to Betty Ross in new HULK movie? Lou Ferrigno play security guard in both movies.

Bigfoot think that Tim Roth and William Hurt both do good job as movie villains. But Bigfoot keep confuse William Hurt character in HULK with Jeff Bridges character in IRON MAN. Seem same character. Maybe just Bigfoot think this way. Lil’Bigfoot not see IRON MAN so Bigfoot not ask her opinion.

Bigfoot like way Hulk talk. Hulk talk good – like Bigfoot.
Bigfoot also like two big battle scenes and multiple call out to TV Hulk and Stan Lee cameo. Bigfoot like Hulk response when villain ask “Any last words?”

LONG STORY SHORT:  Bigfoot like INCREDIBLE HULK.