Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
Bigfoot waste almost $40 because he take Lil’ Bigfoot to see movie. Bigfoot have bad feeling about movie – but trailer look funny and Lil’ Bigfoot beg to see. Lil' Bigfoot think movie OK.
PERSPECTIVE: Lil’ Bigfoot think FANTASTIC FOUR 2: RISE OF SILVER SURFER best movie ever made. It have everything.
LOVE GURU not have everything. LOVE GURU especially not have laughs. Bigfoot not like pay $40 to charity chuckle at movie. Only one really funny line in entire movie come at end in out-takes. Bigfoot think story not make sense. Uneven – writer go to lengths to explain why woman own NHL hockey team and not explain at all how midget get to be coach of professional ice hockey team.
If Bigfoot was Indian, Bigfoot want to kick Mike Myers in nuts. Bigfoot think that whole movie have thread of Bugs Bunny-type racism. Bigfoot think BLAZING SADDLES racism funnier because it more honest. Bigfoot wonder if LOVE GURU released in India. Maybe funnier with subtitles like Jerry Lewis in France. Bigfoot suspect movie hurt US/India relation just the same. Bigfoot also suspect that reader question Bigfoot's judgment on racism given above “midget” comment. Bigfoot make amend. Why not script explain why LITTLE PERSON coach professional ice hockey team? Not because person little – but because little person not have professional ice hockey experience.
Bigfoot enjoy occasional smile at movie and Lil’ Bigfoot laugh many times. Lil' Bigfoot at age when poop jokes hysterical. Bigfoot think that Justin Timberlake funniest actor in movie and he not comedian. Bigfoot also like Bollywood take-off. Bigfoot like about 7 minutes of 90 minute movie.
LONG STORY SHORT: Bigfoot not rush out to see next Mike Myers movie – unless it AUSTIN POWERS: YOU ONLY SHAG TWICE or SHREK 4.
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