Bigfoot sad because realize he no longer target audience for George Lucas. Bigfoot hatch from egg 40 year ago. Nobody make movie for Bigfoot anymore. Not cartoon movie anyway. Lil'Bigfoot is girl. Lil'Bigfoot is 11 year old. George Lucas make cartoon Star Wars for Lil'Bigfoot. This make Lil'Bigfoot love CLONE WARS.
Bigfoot invited to press screening because he famous blogger (and know someone at radio station) Bigfoot allowed "plus one" so he invite Lil'Bigfoot because Lil'Bigfoot like Star Wars. This screening big event because many nerd dress up as Star Wars character and some look just like actual character. One man have remote control R2D2 that exact copy of real R2D2 (Bigfoot know that R2D2 not "real" he mean movie R2D2) R2D2 man have little boy dress like Jedi. Little Boy cute. Grown man dress like Jedi - not so cute. One nerdette dress in Princess Lea golden bikini - very cute. This one Bigfoot favorite - but R2D2 come close second.
Movie not start with crawl like regular Star Wars move - very beginning have "Long time ago in galaxy far far away..." and then Star Wars music - but no words telling story going back into star field. Just voice tell story so far. Seem like odd choice to Bigfoot - but he guess that need to show event in cartoon form as narrator say instead of word crawl because cartoon Yoda maybe confuse total idiot if not see and have narrator explain that this way Yoda look now.
Another thing confuse Bigfoot. Samuel L. Jackson available to do Mace Windu voice but other actors not do cartoon voice? What guy who play Chancelor Palpatine doing that he can't do own voice? He busy play evil old man in potato chip commercial? Not make sense.
Another thing confuse Bigfoot. If R2D2 can fly, why not he fly in first Star Wars movie? Why not he fly all time? If Bigfoot can fly, he fly all time everywhere. R2D2 at least as smart as Bigfoot. Bigfoot call "Bullshit" on R2D2 flying.
Another thing confuse Bigfoot. If Jabba Hutt only speak Jabba Hutt language, why Jabba Hutt Uncle speak English. And why Jabba Hutt Uncle speak English and sound like Truman Capote / gay version Mr. Peterson from Bob Newhart Show?
Bigfoot think animators do good job creating viable cartoon Star Wars universe. Script pretty good but dialogue as clunky as live action Star Wars film. Bigfoot like new characters - but Anikin Skywalker new padawan little bit much. Lil'Bigfoot like girl Jedi. Girl Jedi remind Bigfoot of Lil'Bigfoot in many way. Bigfoot think George Lucas make Girl Jedi focus of new series. Not sure how this work? Girl Jedi die before REVENGE OF SITH? Cartoon Network OK with this? Not make sense if "Snips" (as Anikin call) just disappear or go off to college at end of series and not die. Why would not Obi Wan or Yoda recall when think they are last 2 Jedi? " Oh yeah... What about Snips - she Jedi!"
Bigfoot like every action scene. This well done. Bigfoot have very, very high hopes for TV series. This appointment TV. Bigfoot think film OK - Lil'Hacksaurus think film fantastic. Lil'Bigfoot 11 year old girl.
LONG STORY SHORT: Bigfoot like CLONE WARS.
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